Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Leave Britney alone? Leave Steve Jobs alone!


Just leave him alone or you'll have to deal with iJustine.

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Ask A Chola Reading Rainbow Intro


Ask A Chola returns to the world of educational broadcasting. Forget about Lavar cause Chola is the new host of Reading Rainbow. And this is the intro. First book review coming soon!

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Der Tourist (The Tourist)


A German tourist takes advantage of all that New York City has to offer.

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Sunday, September 23, 2007

Hot Babe in Lingerie Shoot


Behind the scenes at a photoshoot for Playboy model Samantha.

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Halo: The Future of Gaming


I liked the part with the power failure and how no-one new how to interact with other people (because everyone spent years and years playing Halo) so everyone started fighting.

From the Wikipedia Article:
"Halo: Combat Evolved is a first-person shooter video game developed by Bungie Studios. It was released on November 15, 2001 as a launch title for the Xbox gaming system, and is considered to be that platform's "killer application". With more than five million copies sold worldwide, Halo is second only to its sequel, Halo 2, in sales for the console.

In Halo, the player assumes the role of the Master Chief, a "SPARTAN" super-soldier. The player is accompanied by Cortana, an artificial intelligence that occupies the Master Chief's neural implant. Players battle various aliens on foot or in vehicles as they attempt to uncover the secrets of the Halo. The game has been called "easy to learn," and has been praised for its "engaging story".

Halo is widely considered to be one of the best, and most influential, first-person shooters of all time. For example, Edge gave Halo a full score of ten out of ten, only the fourth such designation in the magazine's 12-year history. Nevertheless, Halo has its critics, and the game was tenth on GameSpy's "Top 25 Most Overrated Games of All Time"; one reviewer stated that the game "recycl[ed] the same areas over and over until you were bored to tears."

The game's popularity has led to labels such as "Halo clone" and "Halo killer", applied respectively to games either similar to, or anticipated to be better than, Halo.[ In addition, the game inspired and was used in the fan-created Red vs. Blue video series, which is credited as the "first big success" of machinima — the technique of using real-time 3D engines, often from computer and video games, to create animated films.
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Will It Blend: Chuck Norris vs A Blender


The people at Blendtec wondered if they could blend Chuck Norris. Did they even need to do this experiment? Everyone knows that a blender does not blend Chuck Norris, it is Chuck Norris who blends the blender. Tom Dickson is lucky that Chuck Norris didn't roundhouse kick his entire body into the standard sized blender, where Chuck Norris would then proceed to blend him, and then drink his bloody pulp. Chuck Norris would then proceed to crap his digested remains into the blender, blend him again, and then drink the already digested remains once more. Chuck Norris would then laugh to himself, knowing that Texas justice was served.

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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

The Latest Incarnation Of The Power Rangers


RoboJew vs. Giant Nazi Woman of the SS. RoboJew faces off against the most fearsome enemy of all time!!!

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Sexy Car Wash Girls


A bunch of hotties wash cars and dance in tiny bikinis.

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Hot Massage By The Pool


A topless babe gets a nice massage near a pool.

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Jon Lovitz Crashes A VLog


Some guy had a vLog on about dating. Jon Lovitz crashes into in and tells everyone that woman only care about two things, how much money you have and how big your penis is. He also said that the more money that you have, the smaller your penis can be.

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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Leave Bill Belichick Alone!!!


From the Wikipedia article:
"William Stephen Belichick (born April 16, 1952 in Nashville, Tennessee) is the American football head coach for the New England Patriots of the National Football League. Known for his elaborate defensive schemes and business-like coaching style, Belichick achieved great success as the coach of the Patriots, winning three Super Bowls as head coach (Super Bowl XXXVI, Super Bowl XXXVIII, and Super Bowl XXXIX).

Belichick was born in Nashville, Tennessee, and raised in Annapolis, Maryland where his father was an assistant football coach at the U.S. Naval Academy. After graduating from Annapolis High School he attended Phillips Academy in Andover, Massachusetts for a postgraduate year. Upon his graduation from Phillips, Belichick attended Wesleyan University in Middletown, Connecticut where he played center/tight end. In addition to being a member of the football team, he also played lacrosse and squash, serving as the captain of the lacrosse team during his senior season. He is a member of Chi Psi fraternity and graduated in 1975 with a degree in economics.

After graduating, he took a $25-per-week job as a coaching assistant with the NFL's Baltimore Colts and began his pro football education. He then became a special assistant to the Head Coach, and the tight ends coach with the Detroit Lions (1976) and the Denver Broncos (1977-78) before joining the staff of the New York Giants and head coach Ray Perkins in 1979. He eventually became linebackers coach and later defensive coordinator under head coach Bill Parcells, who had replaced Perkins in 1983. The Giants won Super Bowls following the 1986 and 1990 seasons.

His defensive game plan from the New York Giants' 20-19 upset of the Buffalo Bills in Super Bowl XXV is now in the Pro Football Hall of Fame, as is his defensive game plan from the New England Patriots 20-17 upset of the St. Louis Rams in Super Bowl XXXVI (although he was a head coach at this time).

From 1991 until 1995, Belichick was the head coach of the Cleveland Browns. During his tenure in Cleveland he compiled a 36-44 record, leading the team to its most recent playoff game win in 1994. Based on his performance, many fans in Cleveland think of him as an uncommunicative, dictatorial and arrogant coach who made many questionable moves, including benching and then cutting much-beloved quarterback Bernie Kosar in 1993 in order to replace him with journeyman Vinny Testaverde, a move that sparked great controversy in the area. In Belichick's last season in Cleveland the Browns finished 5-11. In November of that year Browns owner Art Modell announced he would move the team to Baltimore after the season which cut the legs out from under the already struggling team.

After leaving Cleveland, Belichick served under Parcells again as assistant head coach and defensive backs coach with the Patriots for the 1996 season. The Patriots finished with an 11-5 record, won the AFC championship, but lost to the Green Bay Packers at Super Bowl XXXI.

Soon after Super Bowl XXXI, Belichick (and most of the Patriots assistant coaches) migrated with Parcells to the New York Jets. Belichick served as assistant head coach and defensive coordinator for the Jets from 1997 to 1999. When Parcells stepped down as head coach in 1999, Belichick became the new Jets head coach. However, Belichick's introduction to the media the following day turned out to be a surprise resignation announcement. Before taking the podium, he scrawled a resignation note on a sheet of loose leaf paper that read, in its entirety, "I resign as HC of the NYJ." He then delivered a half-hour speech explaining his resignation to the assembled press corps.

Shortly afterward, he accepted an offer from the Patriots to become their new head coach, who had previously tried to hire him away from the Jets. Parcells and the Jets claimed that Belichick was still under contract, and demanded compensation from the Patriots. NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue agreed, and the Patriots gave the Jets a first-round draft pick in 2000 in exchange for the right to hire Belichick.

New England Patriots



Bill Belichick was named New England Patriots head coach in 2000, succeeding Pete Carroll.

2000 season



New England Patriots went 5-11 in the regular season and missed the playoffs. To date, this is Bill Belichick's only losing season with the Patriots.

2001 season



New England Patriots went 11-5 in the regular season, and upset the Oakland Raiders and Pittsburgh Steelers on the way to the Super Bowl. In Super Bowl XXXVI, he was able to stop the St. Louis Rams' high-powered offense and his team beat the heavily favored Rams.

2002 season



New England Patriots went 9-7 and missed the playoffs.

2003 season



New England Patriots season started with a 31-0 loss to the Buffalo Bills in week 1 a few days after they released team defense captain Lawyer Milloy. The team went on to win 14 out of their remaining 15 games, including the last twelve of the regular season. In the final week of the regular season the Patriots avenged their loss to the Bills by the same 31-0 score. They defeated the Tennessee Titans in the AFC Divisional round. Playing against the Indianapolis Colts and Co-MVP Peyton Manning (Steve McNair of the Titans was also Co-MVP) the Pats recorded 4 interceptions, and advanced to Super Bowl XXXVIII, where they defeated the Carolina Panthers 32-29 on a late Adam Vinatieri field goal. Belichick also was awarded with the NFL Coach of the Year Award.

2004 season



New England Patriots once again went 14-2, and defeated the Colts in the AFC divisional round. They opened the season at 6-0, which combined with the 12 straight wins to end the previous regular season, broke the record for most wins in a row, formerly held by the Miami Dolphins during and just after their perfect 1972 season, with 18 straight wins. They defeated the Pittsburgh Steelers in the AFC Championship game. In Super Bowl XXXIX the Patriots beat the Philadelphia Eagles and became only the second team to win 3 Super Bowls in 4 Years. Belichick is the only coach to accomplish this feat. Charlie Weis left for Notre Dame following the game, and Romeo Crennel became the head coach of the Browns.

2005 season



With a new defensive coordinator - Eric Mangini and no named offensive coordinator, New England Patriots went 10-6 and defeated the Jacksonville Jaguars in the Wild Card round before losing to the Denver Broncos in the divisional round.

2006 season



New England Patriots went 12-4 and defeated the New York Jets in the Wild Card round. They then upset the San Diego Chargers the next week, before losing to the eventual Super Bowl XLI winner Indianapolis Colts in the AFC Championship game 38-34. The Patriots led 21-3 mid-way during the second quarter, and the Colts comeback was the largest in AFC Championship game history.

2007 season



On September 10, a Patriots video assistant was caught by NFL security filming the New York Jets' defensive signals. Jets coach Eric Mangini, a former Patriots assistant, tipped off league officials that the Patriots might have been filming their signals. After the game, the Jets formally complained to the league.

Two days later, Belichick issued a statement "to apologize to everyone who has been affected," and also cited he spoke with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell about Belichick's "interpretation of the rule."

On September 13, Belichick was officially fined $500,000 USD--the the biggest fine ever imposed on a coach in the league's 87-year history, and the maximum permitted under league rules. The Patriots were also fined $250,000. Additionally, the Patriots will forfeit their first round draft pick in the 2008 NFL Draft if they make the playoffs. If the Patriots do not make the playoffs, they will forfeit their second and third round selections in the 2008 draft. He said that he fined the Patriots as a team because Belichick is effectively the team's general manager as well as head coach, and exercises so much control over the Patriots' on-field operations that "his actions and decisions are properly attributed to the club."

Belichick issued a statement in which he apologized for what he called a "mistake" in his interpretation of the rules. However, he denied ever using videotape to gain an advantage while a game was underway.

Contract status



Although the Patriots are known for being secretive about the details of Belichick's contract, an ESPN.com report indicated that the Patriots had extended Belichick's contract, before the season began, through at least the 2013 season.

Overall record in New England



Under Belichick, the Patriots have gone 75-37 in 7 seasons. The team has also gone 12-2 in the playoffs, and 3-0 in Super Bowls. They have also won 4 straight division titles (2003-2006) and 5 overall. The Patriots have also never lost to a regular season MVP in the playoffs (Kurt Warner in Super Bowl XXXVI, Peyton Manning and Steve McNair after the 2003 season, Manning in 2004, LaDainian Tomlinson in 2006).
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Marik's Evil Council of Doom


Marik Ishtar and friends plan to conquer Yugi Mutou. If they can keep themselves from killing each other, that is.

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Sunday, September 09, 2007

Cr@psule Monsters 1


What is this? No one remembers ANYTHING about Duel Monsters or the tournament? This is MADNESS! No... this is Capsule Monsters!

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Pooch Plunge 2007 - Pool Dog Dance Party


Dogs take over the pool at the 4th annual Pooch Plunge held in Fort Collins, Colorado. City Park pool is open for the summer season and then closes for the rest of the season. Before the pool is drained our four-legged friends get to enjoy the pool.

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