Thursday, August 30, 2007

Miss Teen South Carolina Appreciation Day

Miss Teen South Carolina Calls 911



Once again Miss Teen South Carolina demonstrates grace under pressure.

Miss Teen South Carolina vs. Bush



Two of America's greatest minds go head to head.

Parents of Miss Teen South Carolina



Recently discovered video of Miss Teen South Carolina's parents who were in the audience to hear her infamous answer.

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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina Answers A Question


She gives an answer to the question, "Why can't a percentage of Americans identify the United States on a world map?". A better questions would have been, "Can you identify the United States on a world map?" Or even, "Can you find South Carolina on a map of the United States?". I'll give her credit for at least trying the answer the question. -Jerks.

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Monday, August 27, 2007

TastiBurger


So this is what goes on in the back room of a fast food joint. I always thought that this is what it is like.

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Thursday, August 23, 2007

News Team


The most comprehensive news team...in the world.

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Ford GT Time Attack



From the Wikipedia article Ford GT:
"The Ford GT began as a concept car designed in anticipation of Ford's centennial year and as part of its drive to showcase and revive its "heritage" names such as Mustang and Thunderbird. Camilo Pardo, the head of Ford's "Living Legends" studio, is credited as the chief designer of the GT and worked under the guidance of J Mays. The designers drew inspiration from Ford's classic GT40 race cars of the 1960s and the GT is sometimes mistaken for its 1960s counterpart.

Positive response on the auto show circuit in 2002 helped persuade the company to produce the car in limited quantities, and the first production versions appeared in 2003. It is a very high-performance, two-seater vehicle with a strong styling resemblance to its racing ancestor and performance to match. The powerplant is a mid-mounted supercharged 5.4 liter V8, producing 550 horsepower (410 kW) and 500 foot-pounds (678 Nm) of torque. Top speed is electronically limited to 205 mph although prototypes have reached 212 mph (339 km/h) during development testing.
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Ferrari 512TR vs Lamborghini Gallardo


A Ferrari 512TR races the new Lamborghini Gallardo. Which one will win.

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Bikini Video Shoot



A hot babe poses for the camera in a video shoot while wearing a tiny bikini.

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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Sexy Girl Dancing Wildly At A Nightclub


This girl does a nice booty shake at a strip club.

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Hot Babes Make Out


Two babes in bikinis lock lips in this video clip.

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Superbad Movie Review


From the Wikipedia article:
"Superbad is a 2007 comedy film written by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg. The film is directed by former television director Greg Mottola and is produced by Judd Apatow, previously known for producing The 40 Year-Old Virgin and Knocked Up.

The film follows high school seniors Evan and Seth, two socially-awkward best friends who attempt to lose their virginity before the end of the school year. When opportunity presents itself through a scheduled keg party, the two friends attempt to illegally obtain enough alcohol to satisfy the party-goers. Meanwhile, geeky teenager Fogell spends the night with two reckless police officers, convincing them he is a twenty-five year old Hawaiian organ donor named McLovin.

The film was a critical and financial success, inspiring comparisons to Apatow's previous film, Knocked Up.

Superbad tells the story of two socially inept friends. For their whole life, they have developed a grossly interdependent friendship. However, they've now been accepted into different colleges and are forced, for the first time in their lives, to contemplate life apart. Evan (Michael Cera), who was accepted into Dartmouth, is sweet, smart, and generally terrified. Seth (Jonah Hill), on the other hand, will be going to a state university and is foul-mouthed, volatile, and obsessed with sexuality. This is the story of their misguided attempts to reverse a lifelong losing streak with the ladies in one panic-driven night.

The movie focuses on Evan and Seth, two childhood friends who are graduating from high school. While attending their last Home Economics class, Seth gets paired up with Jules (Emma Stone), a girl he has a crush on. After making a tiramisu, Jules invites Seth to a party at her house. Before he accepts he confers with Evan who agrees that they should go. At this point Fogell (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) sees his friends in class and tells them that he is getting a fake ID at lunch. Seth and Evan invite Fogell to the party as long as he buys them alcohol. Seth tells Jules that he has a fake ID and that he can get alcohol for the party. Meanwhile Evan meets his crush, Becca (Martha MacIsaac) and finds out that she is going to the party as well. He promises to get her some GoldSlick (resembles Goldschläger) and meet her at the party.

After failing to find Fogell at lunch, the boys meet up with Fogell after school at the grocery store where Fogell works. Fogell shows them his fake ID, which is from Hawaii and shows him to be 25 years old—old enough to buy alcohol for the party, but also probably too old for the ID to be taken seriously. Seth is skeptical of the ID (especially since Fogell has chosen the name "McLovin"), and he enters the grocery store with the intention of stealing the booze himself, but he ends up leaving the store without doing so. The three friends then travel to the liquor store and give Fogell a list of alcohol to buy. Fogell is nervous but enters the store and convinces the clerk that he is 25. However just as he is about to leave a thief punches him and robs the store. The police officers that arrive on the scene shortly afterwards, Slater (Bill Hader) and Michaels (Seth Rogen), question the clerk and Fogell and ask to see his ID. Apparently convinced by the fake ID, they offer to give him a ride to Jules' party. Fogell spends the better part of the movie cruising around with the cops, engaging in a number of drunken exploits. Meanwhile, Evan and Seth think Fogell is busted and get into an argument. Seth is hit by a car in the parking lot, and the driver says he has warrants out for his arrest, so he tells Evan and Seth he can get them some alcohol at another party if they don't notify the police. At the party, Seth and Evan get separated after Evan gets wary about the party. Eventually Evan and Seth flee the party together with some alcohol.

In an argument after their escape, Evan pushes Seth into the windshield of Slater and Michaels' car. The police question Evan and Seth until Fogell exits the car and sees his friends. All three flee the police with their beer and liquor. Upon arriving at Jules's party, Seth expresses his frustration that Evan is leaving him behind and rooming with Fogell. Seth enters the party with the booze to a warm welcome. Meanwhile, Evan spots a drunken Becca, who is very happy to see him, and Fogell starts to dance with Nicola (Aviva), a girl he has a crush on. Nicola takes Fogell upstairs and they proceed to “get it on”. In the next room, Evan and Becca exchange kisses, though Evan spurns Becca's overt sexual advances, claiming that he doesn't want to take advantage of her while she is drunk. Becca eventually vomits on the bed, while Evan leaves and passes out on the couch. Downstairs, a drunken Seth tries to kiss Jules, who refuses, claiming that Seth is drunk. Seth eventually trips over himself and hits Jules in the face, giving her a black eye.

At this point the police officers arrive and break up the party. Seth sees Evan and rescues him off the couch and carries him to safety. The police officers barge in on Fogell and Nicola just as Fogell exclaims that he “put it in”. Nicola flees and the officers feel guilty about ruining Fogell's chance with Nicola. They confess that they knew he was underage but wanted to show him that cops can have fun too, as they were his age once. To make up for ruining Fogell's encounter with Nicola, the two fake an arrest for Fogell that causes a scene at the party and catches the attention of the girls and Slater assaults a bully for spitting on him (the bully being the one who spit at Seth earlier). Fogell drinks with Slater and Michaels one final time, joy riding in the police car, and eventually, they set the car on fire with a Molotov cocktail.

The movie ends with Evan and Seth making up for their earlier fight. While drunk they tell each other that they love each other and will miss each other in the fall. In the morning they go to the mall where they meet Jules and Becca. Seth goes with Jules to buy makeup, while Evan goes with Becca to buy a comforter, but as they depart both exchange a meaningful look with each other, realizing that their friendship will never be the same.
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Sunday, August 19, 2007

Babe In White Bikini


A babe with a very nice booty jiggles it for the camera.

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The Shins - Turn on Me


The Shins latest video for the song Turn On Me is from their album Wincing the Night Away.

Here's the lyrics for Turn on Me:
"You can fake it for a while, bite your tounge and smile, like every mother does her ugly child. But it starts to leaking out, like spittle from a cloud, amassed resentment pelting ounce and pound. You entertaining any doubts, 'cause you had to know that I was fond of you. Fond of Y-O-U. Though I knew you masked your distain I can see the change was just too hard for us, you always had to hold the reigns, but where I'm headed you just don't know the way.

So affections fade away, or do adults just learn to play, the most ridiculous repulsive games? All our favorite ruddy sons, and their double-barreled guns, you'd better hurry rabbit, run, run, run! 'Cause mincing you is fun, and there's a lot of hungry hatters in this world set on taking over. But brittle thorny stems, they break before they bend, and neither one of us is one of them.

And the tears will never mend, 'cause you had it in for me so long ago. I don't know why and I don't care, well hardly anymore. If you'd only seen yourself hating me, when I'd been so much more than fair. But then you'd have to lay those feelings bare. The one thing I know has still got you scared. Yeah all that cold ire, and never once aired on a dare!

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You had to know know that I was fond of you. Fond of Y-O-U. So I took your licks at the time. A change like that is just so hard to do, don't let it whip-crack you life. And I'll bow out from the fight - Those old pius sisters were right - the worst part is over, now get back on that horse and ride.
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Thursday, August 16, 2007

THE MIGHTY GWAR ADDED TO THE 2007 "VIVA LA BANDS" TOUR LINEUP


Tickets On Sale Starting August 18th Bam Margera and the rest of the VIVA crew are proud to announce the addition of the mighty GWAR to the ROCKSTAR ENERGY DRINK "Viva La Bands™ 2007 Tour!" "This tour is now a full blown rock show since we confirmed GWAR," said Bam Margera. "GWAR assures the tour of even more madness and mayhem." GWAR singer Oderus Urungus added, "I guess Bam didn't get enough of us when we were on "Viva La Bam". We're excited to torture him some more on this tour." The ROCKSTAR Viva La Bands Tour (http://www.vivalabands.com/) hits 30 cities in the US and Canada September 24th through November 3rd 2007. Featured acts already announced include Grammy Award™ nominated British metal act Cradle of Filth, hard rockers CKY (featuring Bam's brother, Jesse Margera) and hot Swedish band Vains of Jenna, who Bam recently signed to his Filthy Note records. Tickets for the tour go on sale this Saturday, August 18th.

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Love Me Like You Used To


Love Me Like You Used To by 7 Seconds Of Love Porkdance Records The most beautiful and heartbreaking love song ever written.

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Monday, August 13, 2007

iPHONE BILL


Apparently AT&T sends out a novel sized phone bill with their iPhone service.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone: 309 Pages
AT&T iPhone Bill: 300+ Pages

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Sunday, August 12, 2007

Superbad Junket Meltdown


Actor Jonah Hill loses it with interviewer after he asks the duo what they will do after their film careers are over.

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Tuesday, August 07, 2007

The Last Mac vs. PC Spoof


The Mac vs. PC commercials have inspired tons of parody videos, but our version is the Mac vs. PC parody to end all Mac vs. PC parodies!

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Crime Time: The Bank Robbery


Crime always pays - with big laughs in this clever series of rambunctious animated shorts. Shifty (The Criminal) , a pint-sized pilferer with lofty ambitions and limited brainpower, perpetrates crimes from the sublime to the ridiculous - and never quite pulls them off, resulting in hilarious consequences. Rendered in a graphic style reminiscent of classic UPA shorts, the action is nothing short of… arresting! All aboard! as Shifty (The Criminal) robs a bank and loses the cops at the train crossing.

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