Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Crime Time: Electro-Phobia


Crime always pays - with big laughs in this clever series of rambunctious animated shorts. Shifty (The Criminal), a pint-sized pilferer with lofty ambitions and limited brainpower, perpetrates crimes from the sublime to the ridiculous - and never quite pulls them off, resulting in hilarious consequences. Rendered in a graphic style reminiscent of classic UPA shorts, the action is nothing short of… arresting! On the eve of his impending date with the electric chair, a miserable Shifty (The Criminal) avoids everything electric.

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Monday, July 30, 2007

Stayin' High With Lindsay, Paris, and Britney!


Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears are "Stayin' High" in this parody of "Stayin' Alive" from Saturday Night Fever.

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Babe In Tiny Bikini


A photoshoot of a hot blonde babe wearing a tiny pink bikini.

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Sunday, July 29, 2007

Gnarls Barkley Smiley Faces Music Video


Smiley Faces is the 3rd single from the platinum smash, 5 time Grammy-nominated album, St. Elsewhere by Gnarls Barkley.

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Girl Dancing In Sexy Lingerie


A hot girl doing a very sexy dance in while wearing some lingerie.

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Girls From Rio de Janeiro


Babes in bikinis in Rio de Janeiro.

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Unfortunately Malory


FOX's ON THE LOT Finalist Film. Watch what happens when we love our pet so much more than ourselves.

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Extra Thin


Want to trim some x-tra weight this summer and gain funky, fresh skillz at the same time? Take X-Tra Thin! From Big Game Hunters sketch comedy.

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Friday, July 27, 2007

Chingaso The Clown Part 1


The province of Messiah was once rich and prosperous in agricultural land. At some point in time, clowns and mimes rolled in, bringing the joy and wonder of a circus big top. Upon the last evening, while everyone watched, a small group of clowns stormed and looted the province of Messiah. The clowns enjoyed themselves so much that they never left. What followed was the organization of the clowns and mimes. They offered protection to Messiah's citizens in exchange for money. The mimes began to gather amongst themselves. They felt oppressed, so they rebelled. This was the beginning of Messian War between the clowns and the mimes. This war has raged for decades and there seems to be no end in sight. Now a man named Chingaso whose parents were victims of the ruthless clown boss, Bastard the Clown, must become what he hates most. In order to avenge the death of his parents -- and possibly end the brutal war between the mimes and the clowns -- He must become... CHINGASO THE CLOWN

Cast:

Quinn Larson - Chingaso
David Hyatt - Bastard The Clown
Roberta Orlandi - Long Prey
Nino Gabaldon - Bartender
Tig Steele - Mime General #2
Jim Kass - Tortured Clown (scenes deleted)
Andrea Jimenez - Biker Girl
Maegan Stewart - Dancer Clown
Ryan Henslee - Card Clown
Chris Weidman - Clown #1
Trinidad 'Zeus' Nizelli - Clown #2
Tony Farias - Captive Mime

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Thursday, July 26, 2007

Blending Bic Lighters


Some people might say it's not a very smart idea to throw 6 lighters into a blender. Those people would be right.

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Robot Dreams


This is the story of an angst filled young robot who's confusion about his own sexuality fuels his life long passions of being in a band, winning the lottery, becoming an actor and hating his dad.

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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

400 Pound 7 Year Old


I know that genetics has something to do with this, but weight gain usually works like this:

calories in - (exercise + metabolism) = surplus or deficit of calories

A surplus of calories will create fat

A deficit of calories will cause a loss of fat

Obviously that kid is getting an extreme surplus of calories, and since it's a kid, she's getting it from her parents, who feed her, who also were absent from the video clip.

Maybe social serviced needs to be involved.

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Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Ginger Kids Protest Wendy's


50 Ginger Kids protest Wendy's for their racist mascot.

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Pictionary


A game among friends takes on sinister dimensions.
From the Wikipedia article:
"The team chooses one person to do the drawing; this position rotates with each word. The drawer chooses a card out of a deck of special Pictionary cards and tries to draw pictures which suggest the word printed on the card. The pictures cannot contain any numbers or letters. The teammates try to guess the word the drawing is intended to represent.

There are five types of squares on the board, and each Pictionary card has a list of five words printed on it. Players must draw the word which corresponds to the square on the board on which the team's marker is:
  • P - Person/Place/Animal (or any noun) , or related characteristics
  • O - Object (things that can be touched or seen)
  • A - Action (things that can be performed)
  • D - Difficult (challenging words)
  • AP - All Play (any type of word)
AP category (and a few other words) are designated as "All Play". For "All Play" the teams compete against each other as well as against the time. Each team designates a player whose purpose will be to draw pictures. The team that guesses the word first gets to advance and take the next turn. If none of the teams guess the word in the allotted time, the turn passes to whichever team should have been next."

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Saleen Mustang


A video clip of a Saleen Mustang.

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Ventrilo Harassment - Jurassic Park


Someone dubs over scenes from the movie Jurassic Park.

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Nasty Chicks


Nasty girls at an adult convention.`

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I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry Movie Review


Come on, you know these guys really want to do each other. A review of Adam Sandler's new movie.

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Monday, July 23, 2007

Sean finds Revver


Sean discovers Revver, and learns that you can make money from your videos.

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Hell-O-Phone


Jesus vs Satan vs Boobs...who will win this young man's soul?

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Full Throttle Douche Bottle


From the Wikipedia article:
"A douche is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself. The word comes from the French language, in which its principal meaning is a shower (it is thus a notorious false friend encountered by non-native speakers of English; the phrase for vaginal douching is douche vaginale, meaning vaginal shower).

The word can refer to the rinsing of any body cavity but usually applies to vaginal irrigation, rinsing of the vagina. A douche bag is a piece of equipment for douching: a bag for holding the water or fluid used in douching (the term douche bag can also be used as an insult; see below for slang uses). To avoid transferring intestinal bacteria into the vagina, the same bag must not be used for a vaginal douche and an enema.
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Lessons in Pole Licking


This is for all of you who thought that it would be a good idea to lick a meatl pole during the winter.

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